I need authors

hi guys i need at least 2 authors if u wanna be an author on my blog
pls. follow this rules :
*never ever brake the official rules on chobots
*post twice a day on this blog
*if you want to advertise this blog pls. do it 3 times only so that
you will not be reported
*pls. be honest and never lie to me
and last of all don't ever hack a person always help new people
and pls. comment your email add. and i will have a poll if there will be
many who will apply

THANK YOU
AND GOD BLESS!!